Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Buttmunch

I can't cross my eyes.




If I'm not smiling, I look like a buttmunch, people tell me this all the time. Well maybe not the word buttmunch, but I have heard that I look like a Biotch.


It's only Tuesday, and class is driving me to drink. I spilled a whole bottle of purple dye in Biology.

I have a math test tomorrow (totally unprepared).

I have a Biology test Thursday (even more unprepared).

I actually have heartburn from the stress (I never EVER have heartburn) actually I don't know if it's heartburn, it feels like a acidic volcano is about to explode through my esophagus. TMI I know!

I had a dream last night that my sister was reading my obituary to a group of people..I was still alive.

All I want to do is run, but I have no time to. My life frustrates me to the point of insanity. I think I am going to snap...

Ok guys, I am counting on you. Can you help me feel better? Any helpful words or quotes that might help me along?

In the meantime, I'm just going to grin and bear it. No one ever said achieving your goals was easy.

10 comments:

Traci said...

U are amazing! U are so beautiful! U have accomplished so much! Stay strong u will make it thru. Love ya and miss u much!!!

Satchie Moto said...

i fucking love youse!!!, remember beer, never forget beer....such a stress relief....and weed too, but i dont imbibe inda weed anymore....yoo lookin like harry potter and i like it!

The Mrs @ Success Along the Weigh said...

I think I pee'd myself at your pictures. Always remember what the wise Confucius says..."man who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok."

Does that help?

Czesia said...

OMG I had to cross my legs LOLOLOLOL!

Amanda said...

You don't look like a biotch! You look REGAL. And PROUD. And AWESOME. :D

Holly from 300 Pounds Down said...

Hilarious!! You are one beautiful lady!!

Mollie said...

you are so funny. lol. I had no idea what heartburn was until I got pregnant..still not sure, but I'm assuming that's what it was. I look like a bitch too. Oh well, us bitches need to stick together. lol. This is such a random post, just saying. Feel better love...we can be wine-os together, because I think I might be one of "those" type of housewives! lol

Czesia said...

I want to be that type of housewife!!!!! REALLY BADLY!

Frickin' Fabulous at 40 said...

Just keep swimming...

mommaruthsays said...

You are too funny :D