Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Buttmunch

I can't cross my eyes.




If I'm not smiling, I look like a buttmunch, people tell me this all the time. Well maybe not the word buttmunch, but I have heard that I look like a Biotch.


It's only Tuesday, and class is driving me to drink. I spilled a whole bottle of purple dye in Biology.

I have a math test tomorrow (totally unprepared).

I have a Biology test Thursday (even more unprepared).

I actually have heartburn from the stress (I never EVER have heartburn) actually I don't know if it's heartburn, it feels like a acidic volcano is about to explode through my esophagus. TMI I know!

I had a dream last night that my sister was reading my obituary to a group of people..I was still alive.

All I want to do is run, but I have no time to. My life frustrates me to the point of insanity. I think I am going to snap...

Ok guys, I am counting on you. Can you help me feel better? Any helpful words or quotes that might help me along?

In the meantime, I'm just going to grin and bear it. No one ever said achieving your goals was easy.
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10 comments:

  1. TraciMarch 20, 2012 at 7:27:00 PM CDT

    U are amazing! U are so beautiful! U have accomplished so much! Stay strong u will make it thru. Love ya and miss u much!!!

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  2. Satchie MotoMarch 20, 2012 at 7:39:00 PM CDT

    i fucking love youse!!!, remember beer, never forget beer....such a stress relief....and weed too, but i dont imbibe inda weed anymore....yoo lookin like harry potter and i like it!

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  3. Anele @ Success Along the WeighMarch 20, 2012 at 7:41:00 PM CDT

    I think I pee'd myself at your pictures. Always remember what the wise Confucius says..."man who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok."

    Does that help?

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  4. CzesiaMarch 20, 2012 at 8:02:00 PM CDT

    OMG I had to cross my legs LOLOLOLOL!

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  5. AmandaMarch 20, 2012 at 8:32:00 PM CDT

    You don't look like a biotch! You look REGAL. And PROUD. And AWESOME. :D

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  6. Holly from 300 Pounds DownMarch 20, 2012 at 10:00:00 PM CDT

    Hilarious!! You are one beautiful lady!!

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  7. MollieMarch 20, 2012 at 10:13:00 PM CDT

    you are so funny. lol. I had no idea what heartburn was until I got pregnant..still not sure, but I'm assuming that's what it was. I look like a bitch too. Oh well, us bitches need to stick together. lol. This is such a random post, just saying. Feel better love...we can be wine-os together, because I think I might be one of "those" type of housewives! lol

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  8. CzesiaMarch 20, 2012 at 10:35:00 PM CDT

    I want to be that type of housewife!!!!! REALLY BADLY!

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  9. Frickin' Fabulous at 40March 21, 2012 at 5:12:00 AM CDT

    Just keep swimming...

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  10. mommaruthsaysMarch 21, 2012 at 11:36:00 AM CDT

    You are too funny :D

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